How to Write Headlines Google Will Love & You and I Will Click, Read, and Share

I really don't like BuzzFeed. I'm scornful of viralnova. I feel more than annoyed by the supposed feel-good site, Upworthy. Every time I see a post from these sites in my Facebook news feed (which is much more often than I'd like) I have a virtual vomit build-up inside my mouth. With headlines like, "All The [...]